There is a meme making its way around the interwebs that declares, “I would marry the beast for his library!!!” Or something like that.
There is even a facebook group for these brilliant and enterprising people.
At first I was amused and pleased by this sentiment. A library is marvelous, magical, mysterious place, and I see nothing whatsoever wrong with marrying in order to get
material possessions books.
And then I remembered what this library looks like.
And I cringed.
Oh, in theory it looks amazing. Millions of books, gracious curves, elegant stairs, long ladders, shiny marble, towering ceilings, etc.
But where is the familiarity? the comfort? the ease of finding your book? I get the feeling that even the librarian (do we meet a librarian in the movie?) has a hard time finding a specific book. Do we need to establish architectural rules for what makes a good library? I think yes.
So in reality, that library only has two attributes from list my for Good Library. Not a brilliant library, mind you, just a good library.
A Good Library
- Books (Yeah . . . )
- Some system of organization, so that you have an idea of where to find the book you want.
- All books are within arm reach. I am not saying don’t have several floors or balconies (what do you call an indoor balcony?) but the ladders make things a tad ridiculous. Just add more walk ways!
- Many cozy corners, with seats and windows, or maybe a window seat!
- A friendly ceiling that does not threaten to echo every footstep or loom over you from such a cold distance. (Seriously, how did they keep that room warm in the winter?) High ceilings and open space is good, but not if it is overwhelming.
- Colors that put you at ease, so you actually want to spend time in the library.
- The atmosphere should be peaceful and relaxing, so you actually do spend time in the library.
I realize that this rather vague. Also, it is hard to find all this in an existing library. Most public libraries pick one, maybe two, items from this list, and discard the rest. And the old renaissance libraries are worst! They must have been the inspiration for the Beast’s library, as they tend more towards the grand than the comfortable.
That all as my caveat, here is my list for my future dream library.
A Brilliant Library
- Everything from the Good Library List.
- Everything has organization, but it is okay if books get slightly out of order, or will not fit, or somehow mutiplyand suddenly you have books than bookcases and must start stacking on top of the neat lines of books.
- Wood. Lots of wood. Wooden floors, wooden shelves, wooden chairs. Everything from oak to mahogany to ebony to purpleheart.
- Because wood can feel cold, carpets. Possibly oriental carpets. And cushions on the chairs.
- More window seats. A few must have a little ledge that can also serve as a desk.
- A spiral staircase. Like in Henry Higgin’s library.
- A fireplace. Like in Henry Higgin’s library.
- Huge, plush, comfy armchairs. The kind in which a person can curl up. (There is no way to not end that sentence with a preposition. Sorry.)
- This color scheme: —>
- More windows. So you get good reading light. And you can get some idea of what is going on in the outside world without needing to leave your seat.
- More books. You will find the room. And if you can’t, build more shelves! This is not hard. Books seem to breed; every time you turn around there are more!
The Beast’s library is too huge, hard, and cold. I would not even know where to start looking through the books!
The only public library that comes close (but lacks comfy seats!) is the Bodleian Library. In fact, I cannot find a photo of anything I would deem perfectly brilliant. But all of these below come pretty close.
My dream library is in the body of an old lighthouse, carefully refurbished. The bottom floor would be the children’s books, comfy chairs, large desk, and fireplace area, and each landing up the hand carved wooden spiral staircase would have its own set of shelves and designation (poetry, lit crit, philosophy, etc.). The top, where the light would shine out, would be a 360 window seat, with very comfortable seats and an amazing view. As soon as I can figure out how to take photos of dream land, I will let you see it!
What is your dream library? Do you have certain guidelines for what you need in a library?
*Because saying “The Noun of the Noun” is so much better (read ” more pretentious”,) than saying “The Noun’s Noun”.