Monday is Grrrrand

Ok, humans. Time to get back to work. Life isn’t all kibbles and bits, just so you know. I’ll need you to bring home bacon. No, seriously. Not at all metaphorically. Bring me bacon. While you’re at it, I’ll want a cat to chase and a squirrel. If you remember, while you’re at the store, I am all out carrots. You know those are crucial to my fitness program. Just don’t forget. I will make you sorry if you forget. I will handle my business in a way that you are not likely to forget ever again. Yes, this is the offer you can’t refuse. Why? Because I am Batpug.  And I deal with evil doers.

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