For Posterity’s Sake: Poetry & Wine

Last week  my household hosted a party.

A wine tasting party.

And lest you think that we were being all hoity-toity and elegant, let me specific: this was wine-tasting AND poetry!

To be specific, the extremely haughty instructions we issued were as follows:

Brush off your linguistic skills with a tasting of words and wine, 
and come wax poetical 
over the sweet juice of The Berry. 
For every wine,
be prepared to write a line of description
(preferably lyrical, naturally,)
and with our combined efforts each wine 
will have its own poem by the end of the night.
And just to whet your appetite, 
have a taste of Sebastian’s descriptions of wine!
” ‘ . . . It is like a little, shy wine like a gazelle.’
‘Like a leprechaun.’
‘Dappled, in a tapestry meadow.’
‘Like a flute by still water.’
‘ . . . and this is  wise old wine.’
‘A prophet in a cave.’
‘ . . . and this is a necklace of pearls on a white neck.’
‘Like a swan.’
‘Like the last unicorn.’”

The results were . . . . . shall we say . . . . hilarious?

The level of ridiculous and outright crazy that can be achieved by grad student about to embark into Finals Week remain unsurpassed.

It takes absurdity to an art form.

And it must be preserved. At all costs, this night of brilliance must be recorded for the generations to come!

They begin quite prettily, but quickly descend into violence, grammar abuse, and mixed metaphors, and bestrewn with many references to animals and pocket watches.

Therefore, behold the fruits!

Please – please! – share your reactions, chortles, favorite lines, memories of that night, and general criticism according to your prefered school of literary theory.

(And, should you wish to more closely examine the written record, to psychoanalyst the handwriting, or trace the progression of ideas and wine-intake, click the headings of each “poem” to be taken to the pdf files.)

The Kendall- Jackson Chardonnay 2010

An Autumn mist soft enough to induce . . .
Dreams of summer, peach and pumpkin in a truce,
In a musky, brilliant friendship born of love
Comes an unwanted child of the rine,
Mediocre and gulpable, from California,
Liquid Light streamed from above
Like swarms of clustering bees that issue forever in fresh bursts
From the hollow in the stone and hang like bunched grapes as they
Hover beneath the flowers in the spring there
Or rainwater in the red wheel barrow, after the chickens
Have given up and left, and sunlight suspends undreamt
daydreams over that slumbering abstract of the sky,
or, the fallen leaves, slowly rotting out their lives upon the floor
Of an aging forest, whose death will mulch the trees into lofty splendor.

Bogle Merlot 2010

Sweet and forgetful, slightly uneventful,
But also like a smack,
a smack in the head,
in the head with an oak,
an oaken board.
Young turtles rustling through last year’s
undergrowth – the loamy, sun-warmed soil,
far from farmer’s careful toil, lies fallow,
Forgetting grain and men, and all but sleep
(And the slow step of turtle feet.)
Death, death to the enemies of Bogle
 – hear, hear!
(here, here?)  
where?? –
To Melville, Joyce, Woolf and Gogol.
Brimming with bitterness
Bursting with booze
and blackberry breath
Under the heavy boughs and among the dusty roots
Through the time – brittled leaves, a small people make their way in a large world.
A difficult world, they can’t reach the door-handles, and cats
are enormous and trample mountains in their quest for elephantine mice.
Like cranes winging their way to the Gray Havens
to escape the winter snows
And Frodo, sad Frodo, grips the ship’s bow
And glimpses spring.

Gnarly Head Zin 2010

O’ thou First Wine of Cana,
Ending not with a growl but a mumble.
Sharply smooth with a touch of spice, ending smart
Is just as nice.
Reposing on a silken cushion,
This genie wine grants your every wishing.
But – be kind to your wine – treat it well,
Lest the devil of bad taste chase you to hell.
For it pinches with a pepperine pincer.
Buttery soft, with sharpness of spice,
New deerskin leather and this wine are both nice.
O whiskered kitten snoozing in the cherry tree
Lick, suck the fruit until your whiskers are thoroughly splattered.
I’m having a parley, with Bob Marley, thanks to this Gnarly.
Live when from the thunderous sea the surf-beat
crashes upon the great beach and the whole sea is
in tumult.

Smoking Loon Merlot 2010

This wine needs no friends.
It contents itself, keeping company with good books.
There, alone, but without loneliness
It rests, communing, with the rest,
Nourishing souls on the blest of the Blest,
Which is wit, talk, words dry on the surface, yet cutting deep into the soul.
Soul to break into the nooks
The silly dwelling of sips and stews, wit and words,
But free to fly and taking wing, I’m hoping of its release,
Or of a friend, a good one, and quiet, the old hound by the heaped-up fire,
The worn stool, and winter afternoon, graced by the windowsill cat.
Like the multitudinous nations of swarming insects
Who delve hither and thither about the stalls of the sheepfold
In the season of Spring when the milk splashes in the milk pails.
And Don Coyote feasts upon the unobservant chicken.

Tannat Don Pascual 2008

Goose down on a soft spring breeze
Would strike with more weight.
The dreams of a sleeping goose would not
Grow a civilization with ease.
Fruit roll-up, all grown up? Oh, consummation
devoutly to be wished!
I have nothing to say about this. – Then stop her lips with a kiss.
But not if she’s your ‘sis.
Unless, of course, this is Star Wars.
Like some ox of the herd pre-eminent among the others,
a bull, who stands conspicuous in the huddling cattle.
My heart is a pocket watch!

Sterling Cabernet Sauvignon 2008

A delicious acidy grape concoction.
The “I sunk your battleship” of fin wines
And the “hot potato” of game action.
“Tastes like nail polish” is an unexpected reaction.
One hopes for more from the land of the gods
Than acetone. Then slip this travesty upon the clods of dirt.
A hurt, a flirt, a blinding squirt
Flight of feathers and on and on:
Ernie wouldn’t give this wine to Bert.
Like a four-house team careering down the plain,
All breaking as one with the whiplash cracking smartly,
Leaping with hooves high to run the course in no time.
Their spirit creaks and crumbles the coursing chariot,
And as they thrust free from the straining lash,
The charioteer crashes to earth, and drinks deeply
of dirt’s sorrows and joys.
Euclidean abstraction tingles between his touch
And the unhewn wood: strong hands, rough with
The lessons of violent elegance, coax a curve from parallels.

Sterling Pinot Noir

Stretch your nose into the musty corners of a castle
And smell the ancient dust, wed to stone through lengthy habit.
It is cool and gray upon the nose
But plunge in, live a while, and a fire crackles at your toes.
Now, freak out, because some old cat lady thinks she’s
a witch holding you in her “castle” [abandoned factory].
And her cats think you are a [horribly generic] mouse.
For this is the fancy ketchup of the vine.
Recall the chalk under the hooves of the White Horse,
Ground into a fine mist much finer than this
But not tasting much different (ly).
Like a lion who leaves the farmyard when he is exhausted
Attacking the dogs and men who do not allow him to
carry off the fattest of the cattle, staying awake all
night, craving meat, he keeps attacking but
accomplishes nothing  like a little bitch.
But then there is chocolate. Chocolate makes everything
better. Thou halt not covet they neighbor’s lion, nor his
ass, nor his wind chimes tingling at midnight.

Chianti 2010

Like grassy fields. With a hint of mites
Dry as valley bones,
might like this with a scone.
If grapes’ secret nature were cherries,
Thus wine would be the james Bond of Vin’ries.
Shall these bones love? Shall these bones – –
(Moses said, resignedly, “no”,)
No, but they taste good with fava beans
On the 8th of May, when last light gleams,
Like herd stampeding, driven mad as the darting gadfly
Strikes in the late Spring when they long days come around,
This wine bottle is fatter that its dessert
would seem to merit.
But . . . it is beautiful.

Rheinhessen Eiswein 2009

A shallow secretary with pink fingernail,
Whose mind of peanuts often fails
Hwaet! Beowulf drank mead, and if you care
For the Renaissance faire, you can drink “mead” that
Tastes like this (though the Anglo-Saxons would uproot their hair).
What could go with such a brew?
Perhaps a Whataburger number two.
Like Children’s cough syrup, like a melted popsicle . . . 
Naughty sweet lip gloss.
Some philosophy students say “This wine needs to be chilled.”
Sometimes I think philosophy students need more wine to chill.
But such philosophies are stilted, stiff.
This wine’s a nymph, a draft from a deep well –
The crisp curl in the secretary’s hair. (She’s a nymph
By moonlight, or when she’s in the well. Which isn’t often;
An amanuensis can’t afford such watery hijinks. When she
knows how to spell.)

Penfold Rawson’s Creek Retreat

A little dry reminds me of a small town
and teenage drama:
Overrun with monkeys with punching habits and hair trauma.
Orpheus himself is bested and Pan undone.
Togas, laurels and greasy shutters, tan, shone.
Now for something completely different, this one
Is refreshing and tart, but not distributing swords,
Save the status quo of monarchy, carry on with the words,
There’s nothing wrong with the middle of the road,
Jut shift your gear into the correct mode,
Let the median flavor wash over your taste,
And eschew all patience in favor of haste.
Then the fat carp, drifting in the summer stream
Will swallow the murky light like wine, and dream
of an unsalted ocean.
Like some lion at bay, dreading the gangs
Of hunters closing their cunning ring around him.
knowing full well that April is the cruelest month breeding
deepest works of cormorants divorcing time.
O,o,o, this Penfold Rawson’s wine
It’s not elegant or intelligent . . . .

Flip Flip Cabernet Sauvignon 2009

Sunshine and sand fill the flip-flops
Flip flip screw-up
Beat box, gel pops.
Makes me want to pill pop
Like an expert singer, skilled at lyre and song – who strains a
string to a new page with ease, making the sheep-gut fast at either end
And plucks a note straight form the heart of ancient pine,
dark and tremulous, like a flock of aging cicadas;
a song for common times, tamed to the familiar pageant
of the town square revelry – haunted, still, with the unspoken memory
of dragons.
Fear! Fire! Foe!
But no.
Awake, embrace, breath again
For ’twas but nightmare pain
You Cretan holiday may continue apace
in the dawn of love and light.
I’m on a warm, deserted beach, and Snuffuluffagus is singing quietly.

Irony Pinot Noir 2010

 Srgt. Pepper with a sweet-heart,
                        no longer lonely.
To see beyond into truths unseen.
Black psychedelia sweeps aside the curtain.
A little flock of truffle-hunting boars,
conspiring and subtle, pirouette over
the autumnal forest floor.
Why? – Because Srgt. Pepper is oh so lonely.
Live when the west wind moves across the grain deep
standing, boisterously, and shakes and sweeps it till
the tassels lean.
From this barley, comes this wine. Irony? oh and
so much more.
Hills that have never been hills but on the tongue,
less than this, they are nothing: thus argued
they grasp dreams and roll happily through your mouth.
Know thyself
γνώθι σαυτόν
 Don Oboe Glee Feathers!!!!!!!

And as a special treat, I give you the grand finale, the piece de le resistance! This was found floating about the dining room once all guests had taken their leave. Hear the beautiful cadence and potential in these lines . . .  and watch it all fall apart.

The Poem
I am a flitting wren
On the lighthouse of unlikely
Desire. No elephants come here,
Or splendid, lightning wrought tendrils 
of orange flavored sky. We’ll carve
the thick air like ice blocks, and
spangle the sky with pocket watches
(like a watcher waits for morning) after
Time has stopped.

8 thoughts on “For Posterity’s Sake: Poetry & Wine

    • It WAS a blast. If slightly world weary. YOU should join us for the next one. you don’t live TOO far from Texas, right?

      • That rather depends on where in Texas. From where I live to the nearest edge of Texas is around eight hours by car.
        The real problem is that… I have no appreciation for alcohol. I know this may horrify you. 😉 My dislike of the taste of alcohol makes me the black sheep of my family. My brother keeps trying to teach me to drink scotch, and I keep trying to learn to drink wine, but no such luck yet.

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