Moribund: n. The garment that allows one to wear death around your waist. The Grim Reaper wears a moribund to black tie events.
Ablute: v. Indicates that you are about to perform ablutions. If the ablutions are done, you may find you have abluted. It may also be used as a command, thus: ABLUTE THYSELF
Apoplectic: adj. Spazzy, electric. Generally given to apples.
Risotto: n. The fancy term for musical hairpin dynamics.
Dilthy: adj. Filthy, dirty. Re: street urchins.
Vouge: interj. Shorthand for “It’s French, Y’all;” meant to follow incomprehensible French words to explain why they are incomprehensible.
Liturges: n. Sudden unsuppressible desire for tradition forms of worship.
Ablative Lesions: n.Welts on your parts of speech. Cured with vitamin C and Wheelock’s.
Radiculopathy: n. suffering from a mood of extreme silliness.
Capetown: n.The epic capital of South Africa, where everyone still wears dramatic swoopy vampiric cloaks.
Vampiric: adj. Like a vampire, dummy.